Tuesday, September 30, 2025

The Song of Achilles

 

Author:  Madeline Miller

Begun: Sept 25th 2025

Finished: Sept 30th 2025

Type: e-book on Libby

Narrator: Frazer Douglas

Rating: 10/10





"Patroclus" he said. 
He was always better at words than I.



The Song of Achilles - by  Madeline Miller (Hardcover), 1 of 2



Oh my gosh. 

Oh my gosh.

This book was so popular I had my doubts.  So often when a book is popular it turns out to be really bad and I hate it (I'm looking at YOU, Crawdads and Evelyn's husbands).

So I reluctantly put this one on hold.  It was available a couple of times but I let the next reader have it first, as I wasn't excited, and was dreading listening to it, tbh. 

Finally, I was all, "FINE" and started listening. 

Within the first two minutes I was hooked.  The Frazer Douglas is an absolutely excellent narrator.  He brought the text to life beautifully.  

And the text...oh my gosh the text.  Pure poetry.  Absolutely beautiful, lyrical, descriptive, magical.  The prose is tight and refined.  From the very first moments I was in love, absolutely in love with the book.  

The narrator is Patroclus, Achilles' lover.  The book begins when 5 year old Patroclus sees Achilles for the first time.  And thus begins the love that Patroclus has for Achilles and his feet.  "His heels flashing pink as licking tongues".  Well that's not erotic at all.  Patroclus really really really liked Achilles' feet.  He mentions them in the first few minutes of the book, they are mentioned numerous times throughout the book, and even after his death, Patroclus is still in love with Achilles' feet.  And with Achilles himself, naturally. 

Their love is depicted so sweet, so tender, so gentle, it makes your heart ache.  There is sex, but it's not explicit.   It's intimate, sensual, achingly tender, but not pornographic. 
This is as explicit as it gets:

"Achilles was looking at me. 

“Your hair never quite lies flat, here.” He touched my head, just behind my ear. “I don’t think I’ve ever told you how I like it.” 

My scalp prickled where his fingers had been. “You haven’t,” I said. 

“I should have.” 

His hand drifted down to the vee at the base of my throat, drew softly across the pulse. “What about this? Have I told you what I think of this, just here?” 

“No,” I said. 

“This surely then.” His hand moved across the muscles of my chest; my skin warmed beneath it. “Have I told you of this?” 

“That you have told me.” My breath caught a little as I spoke. 

“And what of this?” His hand lingered over my hips, drew down the line of my thigh. “Have I spoken of it?” 

“You have.” 

“And this? Surely I would not have forgotten this.” His cat’s smile. “Tell me I did not.” 

“You did not.” 

“There is this too.” His hand was ceaseless now. “I know I have told you of this.” 

I closed my eyes. “Tell me again,” I said.”


The Song of Achilles takes in a 21 year span, from the time Patroclus was 5 to when he was 26.  It details his childhood with his father, and later with Achilles, their teenagehood together, and then them being pulled into the Trojan war, and all the tragedy and grief contained there.  

I got really choked up and teary eyed at the end of the book.  

An absolute masterpiece.  One of the very rare 10/10 books.  





Monday, September 22, 2025

The Silent Patient

 

Author:  Alex Michaelides

Begun: Sept 19th 2025

Finished: Sept 22nd 2025

Type: e-book on Libby

Narrators: Jack Hawkins, Louise Brealey

Rating: 9/10



A book cover for "the silent patient" by alex michaelides, featuring a partially visible face with a finger over the lips, indicating silence.




Alicia Berenson shoots her husband in the face, then refuses to talk. 
Theo Faber is a criminal psychotherapist who wants to work with Alicia.  When a job opportunity comes up in the facility where Alicia is held, he takes the job.  The desire to help Alicia speak becomes all consuming. 

Absolutely incredible book, stuffed full of symbolism.  It's tensely written, and no-one is reliable....except, perhaps, Indira.  It absolutely blew my mind.  

I highly recommend going in blind.  Don't look at reviews, don't try to figure out what's going on: just pick up the book and read (Or listen.  The narrators are absolutely excellent).

Also, Alex Michaelides is from Cyprus, so that was fabulous to read.  I love that place, and spent several happy years living there.  


Sunday, August 24, 2025

From Blood and Ash

 

Author:  Jennifer Armentrout

Begun: Aug 20th 2025

Finished: Aug 24th 2025 2025

Type: e-book on Libby

Rating: 7/10



Amazon.com: From Blood and Ash: 9781952457005: Armentrout, Jennifer L.:  Books



It was more than a little disappointing when, 30% into the book, I hit up AI and said, "Yo, this is what I think is going to happen" and I got it all 100% correct.  

Siiiiiiiiigh.


Anyway.  The book is fine.  There's nothing wrong with it as long as you don't mind being able to predict the whole story.  


For those who care:  bad language, violence, explicit scenes.  

Apparently there's a ton of sequels.  I will not be reading them.  

Sunday, June 22, 2025

Shadows for Silence in the Forests of Hell

Author:  Brandon Sanderson

Begun: June 21st 2025

Finished: June 22nd 2025

Type: e-book on Libby

Rating: 9/10



Shadows for Silence in the Forests of Hell (Kindle Single) eBook :  Sanderson, Brandon: Books - Amazon.com


Silence tries to keep free, and keep her children fed.  To do so she must undertake dangerous work in a terrifying landscape.  When someone attempts to scupper her plans, all hell breaks loose.  

A fascinating, short novella.  Silence is one tough lady, and her daughter, William Ann, is shaping up to be the same.  

Tuesday, June 17, 2025

Piranesi

Author:  Susanna Clarke

Begun: June 6th 2025

Finished: June 16th 2025

Type: e-book on Libby

Rating: 9/10



Piranesi



A young man, Piranesi, lives in a labyrinth; a house with infinite rooms containing thousands of statues.  The ocean invades the house, sometimes causing floods.  The tides ebb and flow.  There is only one other living human in the house, The Other.  

Mysterious and intriguing.  There is clearly something going on here, which is slowly revealed.  Piranesi himself is a delight.  SO dang smart, with a phenomenal memory, and an ability to logically think through problems.  

The whole thing was fabulous.  

Friday, June 6, 2025

The Wild Robot

Author:  Peter Brown

Begun: June 5th 2025

Finished: June 5th 2025

Type: Audiobook on Libby

Narrator: Lupita Nyong'o

Rating: 3/10 Hard DNF




The Wild Robot (Volume 1) (The Wild Robot, 1)


Warning!!!  Spoilers ahead!  This review is extremely spoilery!






This came highly recommended, so I was excited.  It's written for ages 8 and up so I thought it would be a sweet, fast read.

Nope.

I got about 1/4 of the way through, and my salient emotions were horror, disgust, boredom, and irritation.  Even my younger self would have hated this book.  I feel a great swell of pity for any child who has had this read to them, or who has read it themselves. 

I went online to see if it were worth sticking with.  Not only did the book get WORSE, it ends on a cliffhanger!!  

I. Hate. Cliffhangers.


1. I like the robot.  Dislike the name though.
2. I am horrified that the book begins when robots - remember the main character is a robot so we're meant to feel attached to them - are graphically smashed to pieces on rocks.  WTF?
3. I was disgusted by the overt carnivorous behaviour of the fox.  Yeah, I know that's life, I just don't want to read about it thank you.  Made me nauseous.
4. The rejection of the robot in the beginning was really negative.
5. Opossums gross me out.
6. The death of the geese and eggs.  WTaF??????
7. Then I read at the end that the robot leaves the baby goose behind????  WHAT???

So let's look at the themes in this "kids" book:
- graphic death
- killing of live animals
- rejection by society
- killing of innocent things
- abandonment by parental figures. 

FAUGH!

I hard DNFd the book and returned it immediately.

Naturally YMMV.  I think many people love this book.  I'm just the weirdo who hated it.  



Wednesday, June 4, 2025

Storm Front

Author:  Jim Butcher

Begun: May 28th 2025

Finished: June 4th 2025

Type: Audiobook on Libby

Narrator: James Marsters

Rating: 7/10




Dan Nagle - Book Review: Storm Front: The Dresden Files (Book 1) by Jim ...



Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden is a wizard who works in modern Chicago.  He's the only wizard in the yellow pages.  He struggles to make rent, so when a housewife comes and asks for his aid in finding her husband, he takes the job.  Meanwhile, there's some really weird murders going on, with people clearly killed by magic.  Furthermore the White Council think Dresden's a bad guy and have set an anal retentive magic-sword wielder to watch his every move.  

Written like a hardboiled detective novel with the added spice of magic, Storm Front has some really fun scenes of arcane power.  

The story itself was good in the beginning, really dragged from about 40 - 80%, and then picked up in the last bit.  I had the speed up to 1.5x to get through the boring bit, but slowed it back down to 1x at around 95%.  

The whole book itself was fine.  For most people I think this would be an easy 8 or 9/10.  For me it was just ok.  

The ending, however, was EXTREMELY satisfactory in the way that a lot of books aren't these days.  Everything was tidied up nicely and I LIKE that very much.  The ending itself brought the book up from a 5 or 6/10 to a 7/10.  The ending was, in fact, so well done, I'm not discounting the possibility of reading a sequel at some point. 

James Marsters was excellent as the narrator. 


The Song of Achilles

  Author:   Madeline Miller Begun:  Sept 25th 2025 Finished:  Sept 30th 2025 Type:  e-book on Libby Narrator:  Frazer Douglas Rating:  10/10...